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ADN - Any day now
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard
ARE - Acronym-rich environment
A/S/L? - Age/sex/location?
B4N - Bye for now
BAK - Back at the keyboard
BBIAB - Be back in a bit
BBL - Be back later
BEG - Big evil grin
BFD - Big f***ing deal
BFN - Bye for now
BG - Big grin
BIOYIOP - Blow it out your I/O port
BL - Belly laughing
BOTEC - Back-of-the-envelope calculation
BRB - Be right back
BTA - But then again...
BTW - By the way
BWTHDIK - But what the heck do I know...?
CU - See you
CUL - See you later
CUL8ER - See you later
CYA - Cover your ass
CYO - See you online
DBA - Doing business as
DFLA - Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA)
DL - Dead link
DIKU - Do I know you?
DITYID - Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DQMOT - Don't quote me on this
EG - Evil grin
EMFBI - Excuse me for butting in
EOM - End of message
EOT - End of thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ETLA - Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA)
F2F - Face to face
FAQ - Frequently-ask question(s)
FISH - First in, still here
FLA - Four-letter acronym
FMTYEWTK - Far more than you ever wanted to know
FOMCL - Falling off my chair laughing
FUBAR - F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW - For what it's worth
FYI - For your information
G - Grin
G2G - Got to go
GA - Go ahead
GAL - Get a life
GD&R - Grinning, ducking, and running
GIWIST - Gee, I wish I'd said that
GMTA - Great minds think alike
GOL - Giggling out loud
GTRM - Going to read mail
HTH - Hope this helps
IAC - In any case
IANAL - I am not a lawyer (but)
IC - I see
IDK - I don't know
IHA - I hate acronyms
IIRC - If I recall/remember/recollect correctly
ILU or ILY - I love you
IM - mmediate/Instant message
IMHO - In my humble opinion
IMing - Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game
IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
IOW - In other words
IPN - I'm posting naked
IRL - In real life
IYSWIM - If you see what I mean
JBOD - Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.)
JIC - Just in case
JK - Just kidding
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek
KWIM? - Know what I mean?
L8R - Later
LD - Later, dude
LDR - Long-distance relationship
LLTA - Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LOL - Laughing out loud
LRF - Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment)
LTM - Laugh to myself
LTR - Long-term relationship
LULAB - Love you like a brother
LULAS - Love you like a sister
MorF - Male or female
MOSS - Member of the same sex
MOTOS - Member of the opposite sex
MUSM - Miss you so much
NM - Not much
NFG - No f*****g good
NFW - No feasible way or no f*****g way
NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
NP or N/P - No problem
NRN - No response necessary
OIC - Oh, I see
OLL - Online love
OTF - Off the floor
OTOH - On the other hand
OTTOMH - Off the top of my head
PANS - Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to "POTS")
PCMCIA - People can't master computer industry acronyms
PDA - Public display of affection
PEBCAK - Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIBKAC - Problem is between keyboard and chair
PITA - Pain in the ass
PMFJIB - Pardon me for jumping in but...
::POOF:: - Goodbye (leaving the room)
POS - Parent over shoulder (change the topic)
POTS - Plain old telephone service
PU - That stinks!
RL - Real life (that is, when not chatting)
ROR - Raffing out roud (Engrish for "laughing out loud")
ROTFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
ROTFLMAOWPIMP - Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants
ROTFLMBO - Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
RPG - Role-playing games
RSN - Real soon now
RTFM - Read the f***ing manual
RYO - Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper)
S4L - Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone's customer or client)
SHCOON - Shoot hot coffee out of nose
SEG - S***-eating grin
SF - Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site)
SNAFU - Situation normal, all f***ed up
SO - Significant other
SOHF - Sense of humor failure
SOL - Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck
SOMY - Sick of me yet?
STFW - Search the f*****g Web
STW - Search the Web
SWAG - Stupid wild-a** guess
TAFN - That's all for now
TANSTAAFL - There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TFH - Thread from hell (a discussion that just won't die and is often irrelevant to the purpose of the forum or group)
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
THX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks in advance (used if you post a question and are expecting a helpful reply)
TLA - Three-letter acronym
TLK2UL8R - Talk to you later
TMI - Too much information
TOPCA - Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term)
TPTB - The powers that be
TTFN - Ta-Ta for now
TTT - Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type)
TTYL - Talk to you later
TU - Thank you
UAPITA - You're a pain in the ass
UW - You're welcome
VBG - Very big grin
VBSEG - Very big s***-eating grin
WDALYIC - Who died and left you in charge?
WFM - Works for me
WIBNI - Wouldn't it be nice if
WRT - With respect to
WT? - What/who the ?
WTFO - What the F***! Over!
WTG - Way to go!
WTGP? - Want to go private?
WU? - What's up?
WUF? - Where are you from?
WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get
YGBSM - You gotta be s***tin' me!
YMMV - Your mileage may vary.
YMIA - You're welcome in advance