nase denkt

geppi schreibt weiter...

warum zieht der don alfons eigentlich nich hierhin?

wie ich den nicolaus erschoss
freund geppi schreibt das pure leben...

brauche ich dieses blöckchen eigentlich noch?

ADN - Any day now
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard
ARE - Acronym-rich environment
A/S/L? - Age/sex/location?
B4N - Bye for now
BAK - Back at the keyboard
BBIAB - Be back in a bit
BBL - Be back later
BEG - Big evil grin
BFD - Big f***ing deal
BFN - Bye for now
BG - Big grin
BIOYIOP - Blow it out your I/O port
BL - Belly laughing
BOTEC - Back-of-the-envelope calculation
BRB - Be right back
BTA - But then again...
BTW - By the way
BWTHDIK - But what the heck do I know...?
CU - See you
CUL - See you later
CUL8ER - See you later
CYA - Cover your ass
CYO - See you online
DBA - Doing business as
DFLA - Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA)
DL - Dead link
DIKU - Do I know you?
DITYID - Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DQMOT - Don't quote me on this
EG - Evil grin
EMFBI - Excuse me for butting in
EOM - End of message
EOT - End of thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ETLA - Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA)
F2F - Face to face
FAQ - Frequently-ask question(s)
FISH - First in, still here
FLA - Four-letter acronym
FMTYEWTK - Far more than you ever wanted to know
FOMCL - Falling off my chair laughing
FUBAR - F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW - For what it's worth
FYI - For your information
G - Grin
G2G - Got to go
GA - Go ahead
GAL - Get a life
GD&R - Grinning, ducking, and running
GIWIST - Gee, I wish I'd said that
GMTA - Great minds think alike
GOL - Giggling out loud
GTRM - Going to read mail
HTH - Hope this helps
IAC - In any case
IANAL - I am not a lawyer (but)
IC - I see
IDK - I don't know
IHA - I hate acronyms
IIRC - If I recall/remember/recollect correctly
ILU or ILY - I love you
IM - mmediate/Instant message
IMHO - In my humble opinion
IMing - Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game
IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
IOW - In other words
IPN - I'm posting naked
IRL - In real life
IYSWIM - If you see what I mean
JBOD - Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.)
JIC - Just in case
JK - Just kidding
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek
KWIM? - Know what I mean?
L8R - Later
LD - Later, dude
LDR - Long-distance relationship
LLTA - Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LOL - Laughing out loud
LRF - Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment)
LTM - Laugh to myself
LTR - Long-term relationship
LULAB - Love you like a brother
LULAS - Love you like a sister
MorF - Male or female
MOSS - Member of the same sex
MOTOS - Member of the opposite sex
MUSM - Miss you so much
NM - Not much
NFG - No f*****g good
NFW - No feasible way or no f*****g way
NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
NP or N/P - No problem
NRN - No response necessary
OIC - Oh, I see
OLL - Online love
OTF - Off the floor
OTOH - On the other hand
OTTOMH - Off the top of my head
PANS - Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to "POTS")
PCMCIA - People can't master computer industry acronyms
PDA - Public display of affection
PEBCAK - Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIBKAC - Problem is between keyboard and chair
PITA - Pain in the ass
PMFJIB - Pardon me for jumping in but...
::POOF:: - Goodbye (leaving the room)
POS - Parent over shoulder (change the topic)
POTS - Plain old telephone service
PU - That stinks!
RL - Real life (that is, when not chatting)
ROR - Raffing out roud (Engrish for "laughing out loud")
ROTFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
ROTFLMAOWPIMP - Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants
ROTFLMBO - Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
RPG - Role-playing games
RSN - Real soon now
RTFM - Read the f***ing manual
RYO - Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper)
S4L - Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone's customer or client)
SHCOON - Shoot hot coffee out of nose
SEG - S***-eating grin
SF - Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site)
SNAFU - Situation normal, all f***ed up
SO - Significant other
SOHF - Sense of humor failure
SOL - Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck
SOMY - Sick of me yet?
STFW - Search the f*****g Web
STW - Search the Web
SWAG - Stupid wild-a** guess
TAFN - That's all for now
TANSTAAFL - There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TFH - Thread from hell (a discussion that just won't die and is often irrelevant to the purpose of the forum or group)
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
THX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks in advance (used if you post a question and are expecting a helpful reply)
TLA - Three-letter acronym
TLK2UL8R - Talk to you later
TMI - Too much information
TOPCA - Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term)
TPTB - The powers that be
TTFN - Ta-Ta for now
TTT - Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type)
TTYL - Talk to you later
TU - Thank you
UAPITA - You're a pain in the ass
UW - You're welcome
VBG - Very big grin
VBSEG - Very big s***-eating grin
WDALYIC - Who died and left you in charge?
WFM - Works for me
WIBNI - Wouldn't it be nice if
WRT - With respect to
WT? - What/who the ?
WTFO - What the F***! Over!
WTG - Way to go!
WTGP? - Want to go private?
WU? - What's up?
WUF? - Where are you from?
WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get
YGBSM - You gotta be s***tin' me!
YMMV - Your mileage may vary.
YMIA - You're welcome in advance